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Bridge Demotivational Poster

SH*T HAPPENS - sometimes really really fast

TAGS: car toilet driving truck bridge
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by suzieq

suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:41 pm
thanks all. dj, marian is pissed because he was driving around in his red Alfa and then just when he was passing below a bridge... and on top on that someone sh** a picture of it... and then it went up on MF... man, talk about BLACK CAT B*TCH BAD LUCK !
GySgt1811a - January 24, 2012, 1:12 pm
I just feel sorry for the Alfa!
CROM - January 24, 2012, 7:31 am
Nice 5L's
rockntractor - January 24, 2012, 1:40 am
A matter of perspective, an optical illusion. It will clear.
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 11:46 pm
Well, good to know you at least have one. ;) LOL! That's a bit harsh, though, don't ya think? It's far superior to those that would be caption elsewhere with just a title "WAIT FOR IT." *gags* And, 10 feel it's net a 4.5, so... *shrug*
mariand - January 23, 2012, 6:26 pm
DJ, I respect people's opinion, but the picture is stupid and the text line is so obvious that my brain is revolted...
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 6:13 pm
This poster is hilarious. I'd so love to see the "after" ph**o. :o
mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:11 pm
suzie, you are lucky that my principles doesn't let me vote for posters that I dislike...

THE DUDE - Or "The Dude", "His Dudeness", "El Duderino" if you're not into the whole brevity thing.


TAGS: burning bridges
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 28, 2012, 10:43 pm
Thank you. I have alot more ready to go... :)
Iconoclast - August 28, 2012, 5:19 pm
You've been a very prolific poster today. Thanks, they've been good. Made this one a Fav.


TAGS: jobs engineering bridge construction
Rating: 4.05/5

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usaf1995 - April 25, 2010, 8:51 pm
lol how do you do that?



TAGS: aliens ufo evidence abridged donk
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Donkasaurus

maoworks2 - December 22, 2011, 7:47 am
When's The Next Ship, I'll Buy A Ticket .
Budog - June 18, 2011, 12:07 am
LOL 5/5
Donkasaurus - January 3, 2011, 5:27 pm
Yep, managed to snap the ph**o right before they started playing around with the probes. LOL! Nah, I actually thought it was a porcelain model at first, it's CG tho.
Reality Lord - January 3, 2011, 4:58 pm

did you take it yourself?
Donkasaurus - January 3, 2011, 3:48 pm
Ty, for the suggestion btw. And for the record...I think that's one of the coolest alien ph**os I have ever seen. Hence why I just had to make it a poster.
Donkasaurus - January 3, 2011, 3:40 pm
I knew it was a bit to lengthy, but I didn't quite know how to limit it until you suggested keeping just the last few lines.
Faceplant31 - January 3, 2011, 3:36 pm
Much better this way.
Donkasaurus - January 3, 2011, 3:35 pm
ty for approval senor.


TAGS: draw bridge
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by PapaFox

ughomer - March 30, 2013, 2:53 pm
Mea-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Very funny!!

AMERICAN TRUCK DRIVERS - They don't know, or care how many feet are in a meter.

TAGS: fail owned truck driver crash low bridge
Rating: 1.76/5

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440wakeup - March 21, 2011, 9:34 am
The blazer i cant explain why someoene would ship that too germany, but thats the only thing thats american.
Hakiu - May 20, 2009, 2:25 pm
Tunnel Bait, which are just as bad as tunnels.
Little Johnny - May 19, 2009, 8:22 pm
Fail... this picture is from Germany and it is not an American at the wheel.


TAGS: jump conclusion high bridge
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by steph1

Tivo - April 4, 2011, 9:08 pm
You only need a rope if you think you will survive to jump again.
alexsad - April 4, 2011, 7:55 am
you don't need the rope...
Mahomygod - March 31, 2011, 9:40 pm
and don't forget a long enough rope..

Economy -

TAGS: low flying plane bridge
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ashson

Bolverk3778 - February 15, 2014, 6:53 pm
Wing in Ground Effect. Hmm might save some cash. But running into the cumulogranite would be detrimental to the cash flow.

THIS I KNOW - Cuz the marquee tells me so.

TAGS: stonebridge curch of god
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Rudedog - December 31, 2012, 4:39 pm
Good one ugh

The Dude Abides -

TAGS: thedude surfsup penguin cartoon jeffbridges
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - May 31, 2016, 9:25 am
I love the Dude

LOYALTY - If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't follow... I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

TAGS: if all my friends were to jump off a bridge i wouldn t follow i d be at the bottom to catch them when they fall
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Chef

Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 4:21 pm
5L... Hopefully you don't know any fatties!


TAGS: life time work man mistake road bridge joke fun
Rating: 3.28/5

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SherlockHolmeboy - November 25, 2009, 6:43 pm
Sucks to be them!
Smallfry - August 31, 2009, 5:12 am
HAHA! No f***ing way!

Burning Bridges -

TAGS: fear burn bridge keep in
Rating: 4.76/5

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mariand - June 17, 2013, 4:58 pm
yeah...that's so true...if I'd only knew it a few years earlier... I would haven't burnt the bridge to keep HER in... hehehe


TAGS: the end golden gate bridge
Rating: 4.56/5

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LeightonESmith69 - September 3, 2011, 8:01 pm
i love this pic its a special ph**ographic light exposure treatment
Greeny - July 10, 2011, 6:19 am
an OK moment in the middle would be nice - 5

Irish Drivers -


TAGS: bridge out
Rating: 3.83/5

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SARAH PALIN - Ignore the fact that I supported the "Bridge to Nowhere" through 2006 and into 2007. McCain/Palin '08!

TAGS: palin mccain 08 bridge to nowhere
Rating: 1.72/5

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WTFO - May 11, 2009, 12:56 am
She proved that she knows (intelligent people know when to use the right word, dumbass) more about national security than Pres Obama and VP Biden combined. If losers like you would shut up long enough to listen instead of attack you might learn something.
YIE - May 10, 2009, 8:49 pm
She is proud to be a no nothing, devisive, un intelligent, idiotic, imbecile....and the republi****s wonder why they lost! BWAAAAAAH!


TAGS: stalemate bridge gap friendship marriage
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - September 25, 2012, 6:02 pm
Thanks guys
Sho - September 24, 2012, 6:08 pm
mariand - September 24, 2012, 4:53 pm

Daily Commute -

TAGS: commute bridge
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ashson

Sho - February 13, 2014, 1:32 am
That's the Hardanger Bridge in Norway
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 13, 2014, 1:16 am
Whoa! Which bridge is this?

Field & Streams (Oh Canada!) -

TAGS: moose parade on a bridge
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ughomer - May 2, 2014, 11:29 am
I live near a city named "Manitowoc" which has nothing to do with anything.
MissPriss - May 2, 2014, 11:25 am
Sorry...1000s of THEM not me. You guys may never fully understand how lucky you are that it was indeed just a typo...muhaha!
MissPriss - May 2, 2014, 11:22 am
So the government finally placed large culverts that run under the highway and dammit the little buggers figured it out and now a lot less casualities. Actually the spring event happens soon usually Mother's day. Great outing for mom's special day!
MissPriss - May 2, 2014, 11:18 am
They also did something similar here in Manitoba. Every spring the garter snakes crawl out of the Narcius(?) pits and head out. But there are 1000s of me and they were getting shmooshed so badly on the nearby highway that cars lose traction and crash.

Chris Christie Didn't Know -

TAGS: chrischristie bridgegate
Rating: 5/5

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billjv - March 20, 2014, 1:12 pm
It defies ALL logic to think he didn't know what was happening. People beneath him wouldn't DARE do something that huge without his acquiescence. No effing way. He's got to be one of the most frighteningly intimidating people around. They wouldn't dare.
arsanlupin - March 20, 2014, 1:08 pm
The concept of a governor knowing what all 141,000 staffers do at any time is absurd, and staffers “show initiative” all the time. Blaming The Big Guy for actions of them all is nothing but a cheap excuse to trash-talk him. But that’s just me …
billjv - March 19, 2014, 7:22 am
Either he didn't know and he has a rogue staff he can't control, or he did know. Both scenarios are equally disturbing and unacceptable.
CloudchaserS - March 19, 2014, 7:12 am
I'm open to the possibility that he did know, but until tangible evidence of that comes to light, I'll remain unconvinced. "He had to have known" only convinces people who already didn't like him, people who wanted there to be something wrong with him.

Don't Pay The Ferryman -

TAGS: bridge river death ferryman quote
Rating: 5/5

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curlyrocks - September 19, 2014, 9:50 pm
I'll just swim, what's the worst that can happen, I drown?

Political Solutions -

TAGS: train bridge damage
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ashson

Ashson - April 16, 2014, 7:07 pm
There is a possibility that I may have had this picture in ph**oshop.
motifayk - April 16, 2014, 7:38 am
Is that an optical illusion at or does the bridge actuall yhave no supports.

The Firemen's Ball -

TAGS: firemen life choices bridges attitude
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

MissPriss - August 27, 2014, 1:41 am
What's next...the candle?

Playing With Fire -

TAGS: crazy people burning bridges prevention following safety
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - January 26, 2014, 1:51 pm
Oh Jesus...you know us crazies always seem to fall on our feet ready to go once again! Kinda like you and the whole cross thingy...teehee. Thanks for the vote!
JesusWept - January 26, 2014, 12:59 pm
Why not make a few cuts in those ropes instead? Might get rid of a few crazies for good that way *evil grin*. L L L L L

If We Only Knew -

TAGS: future humpy bridges
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Greeny

falloutghoul - May 24, 2013, 9:21 am
And some are already on the verge of collapse.
spacedog - May 23, 2013, 8:34 pm


TAGS: suicide despair bridge fall probably killed him
Rating: 4.56/5

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GreyScorpion - August 6, 2010, 11:41 am
you first, no you first, I insist....whooops, I lied. 5L

A BRIDGE - It allows you to reach places without all the hardships, but doesn't the struggle make the journey that much more achieving?

TAGS: bridge path journey
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Uthon

Verdeckt - February 16, 2012, 8:16 pm
Please submit to Moti-Twist as well.


The Bridge -


NOPE - I don't think we gettin' our pizza in 30 minutes.


SQUINTY - Glasgow, Scotland - The 'Squinty' Bridge If you don't know what 'squinty' means, just ask.

TAGS: scotland glasgow bridge squinty
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Robert the Bruce

Robert the Bruce - May 8, 2009, 9:02 am
No, not Japs. A mixture of Scots and English, oh f*** it, probably Welsh too.
agdaniele - May 7, 2009, 11:09 pm
Was it constructed by the Japanese? Good architects.


TAGS: bridge couloir snow mountain sports
Rating: 1.88/5

BRIDGEND - turns people into mugs

TAGS: bridge end
Rating: 1.82/5
Vanner - August 13, 2008, 7:40 am
Been a **** load of suicides in and around Bridgend, South Wales. They reckon it was a pact started on sites like Bebo and stuff...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 12, 2008, 7:04 pm
Bridgend, the Mugifake mystery!
Owen - August 12, 2008, 6:23 pm
My dad's side of the family lives in Brigend, and I have no clue what this poster means
pro - August 12, 2008, 5:52 am
How odd. It's not even a mug-sh**!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 12, 2008, 1:02 am
Apparently, there is a pottery in Ewenny, near Bridgend in Wales. Took me a while to find that, though, so I must ask, is Bridgend well known for mugs? Why am I obsessed with this?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 12, 2008, 12:55 am
I'm at a loss. I mustn't know about the Town of Bridgend. Do they make mugs? Known for their mugs? Are these mugs anthropomorphic? OH MY GOD IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!

Conceited -

TAGS: poster evolution boat bridge misbegotten wretch
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 24, 2015, 4:53 am
Inhaled my coffee!!!!!! As a fan of absurd amounts of hp under my hood, I found this too funny for words!!!!! 5 lions rolling around laughing so hard it huuurrrrts!!!

perseverance -

TAGS: bridge stairs
Rating: 5/5

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Iconoclast - October 30, 2014, 2:12 pm
Great. The last line makes it.

priorities -

TAGS: yacht bridge damage h** tub
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - September 12, 2016, 2:21 pm
h** tub is ok? Well, thank god for small favours LOL ^^^^^Up
concern3 - September 12, 2016, 6:58 am
Funny, UP yours


TAGS: feelings water bridge
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 23, 2017, 3:18 am
(not supposed to laugh...snort..burst out laughing...) you can always put a raw steak or ice on that shiner! Whichever's handiest! HAHAHAHA!!!!!! Next time, just THINK it real loud, silly bunny! 1 advantage of being a chick, I just get called a biyatch!
Sean - December 22, 2017, 5:02 pm
Thank you. And after actually saying this out loud a few days ago, I'm pleased to announce that my shiner is now barely noticeable.
mizzdizz - December 21, 2017, 9:53 am
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! LUUUUUV This!!!! ^!!!!!!

Unpleasant Surprise -

The Dude -

Questionable Ingenuity -

TAGS: pzy questionable ingenuity car bridge
Rating: 4.8/5

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Rick69 - February 9, 2016, 5:03 pm
How... Why... What am I even look at?

windows o/s -

The Dude -

paranoia -

TAGS: thedude jeffbridges arlingtonrd paranoia terrorism
Rating: 0/5

More motifakes by NickelinDimer

NickDahlmier - July 17, 2016, 3:46 pm
I just feel he should be recognized for a few more particular roles he's played, instead of just his "currently most-popular".
Silverheart - July 16, 2016, 6:49 pm

You really are Jeff Bridges #1 fan, arentcha?

starman -